Andorra Post Match Reaction

Fans and the media on England

Interest declining, interest rates rising

Looking pretty silly

Must stay at least 100 yards away from

Following England's humiliating victory over Andorra, The Onion Bag's intrepid reporter Larry Gak speaks to the fans and the press about last Wednesday's result.

Whats in your wallet?

"That's it for me" Frank Trellis said from Southampton . "I've had it with England now. I've put my signed England shirt on e-bay to cover the minimum repayment on the credit card I used to pay for this trip. At least It had better cover it otherwise I'm f**ked."

Lessons in Love

"I missed an important CSA hearing to come and support England." says Mark Perrota from Croydon "I'm going to lose custody over my kid and probably default on my half of the mortgage because I'm here supporting these multi-millionaires. I must look a right prick."

"It's a disgrace." said George Nob from Huddersfield "I've followed England all over the World and am sick to death watching this crap. When will I learn?"

Hacky sack

Not everyone is unhappy however. In a late night drinking den in Barcelona, Fleet Street's top football correspondents say how delighted they are with the result.

"It's a win win situation for us" said one prominant hack. "Not only did England win but they made a complete balls up while doing it."

"Yeah its f**king brilliant" said another leaning over spitting peanuts everywhere "We get to steam right into McClaren and we don't have to pretend to be angry that England lost."

And stay out

Our man Gak began to ask if the constant abuse and ridicule heaped on McClaren said more about the indignity of the press rather than the abilities of a man who, while clearly naive and out of his depth, is just a football coach and after all it's just a game but he was thrown out of the bar before he could finish.

Duffman