Mourinho: I'm Bigger Than Jesus

And if you don't like it you can do one says Blues boss
"Christianity will go - it will vanish and shrink," said Mourinho. "I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. I am more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - me or Christianity. Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me."
I'm only sleeping
Religious leaders have rounded in their condemnation of the claims. "Who does this c*%t think he is?" said Pope John Paul II. "He's asking for a smack in the mouth" Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury was reported to have said.Across middle England preachers have urged their flocks to burn all Chelsea related merchandise in huge bonfires as a protest against forthright Portugesean. "We're asking everyone to cast out the dee-vil that has infested Chelsea" said priest Father Geoghagen. We've made a big bonfire of CDs of that song that Suggs made - it's going up a treat."