The Friday List of Little or No Consequence #48

You're not exactly Peter Crouch, are you?

The 9 Shortest Players In The Premier League

1. Jermaine Defoe (Portsmouth) - 1.69 metres
2. Roy O'Donovan (Sunderland) - 1.69 metres
3. Paul Scholes (Man. United) - 1.68 metres
4. Yasser Hussein (Man. City) - 1.68 metres
5. Steed Malbranque (Tottenham) - 1.68 metres
6. Ross Wallace (Sunderland) - 1.67 metres
7. Shaun Wright-Phillips (Chelsea) - 1.66 metres
8. Emiliano Insua (Liverpool) - 1.65 metres
9. Aaron Lennon (Tottenham) - 1.65 metres

Statistics courtesy of www.bbc.co.uk.